Okay boys now here’s the plan
I know a man who knows a man
You can go out and get some demos made
Just make sure that it’s the best you’ve played
I have found an agent for you all to meet
And I’ve begun to do the rounds down at Denmark Street
Now the promoter and a publisher have signed you up
A record deal is round the corner with a bit of luck
We’re gonna get to the top
And nothing’s gonna make us stop
We will go on to be number one
Rulers of the world of pop
Meanwhile get out on the road in a van
Countrywide performances to pick up fans
Now the clubs and dancehalls have all been well toured
And the deal is done, we’re gonna make a record
We’re on our way to the top
And nothing’s gonna make us stop
We will go on to be number one
Rulers of the world of pop
Your records gone into the charts at twenty-three
And tonight you’re gonna be appearing on TV
You’re getting chased around by girls that scream
It’s just like you’re living out a crazy dream
Now your single’s broken into the top ten
Life is never gonna be the same again
You’re grabbing all the headlines as the best new band
Bewildermania is sweeping the land
We’re getting close to the top
And nothing’s gonna make us stop
We will go on to be number one
Rulers of the world of pop
Now I’ve come to pick you up by limousine
And all down to this telegram that I’ve just seen
It’s official boys, you are second to none
Your record has just made it to number one
We’ve made it to the top
We’re never gonna let it stop
Our star has shone, we’re number one
Rulers of the world of pop
© 2008 Paul Curtis